Consumption Diary: 03/15/15 - 03/21/15

Sunday 03/15
-Two mugs of Cafe Du Monde coffee w/ chicory
-Pork belly egg and cheese "brunch" po boy
-"Southern Peach" cocktail (peach moonshine w/ peach soda)
-One pint Andygator barley wine
-Three 12oz cans Pabst Blue Ribbon beer
-Three or four "craft beer" pints
-Four takoyaki balls
-Chashu ramen w/ an egg
-Ten or twelve light American Spirit cigarettes

Monday 03/16
-One 12oz Iced coffee w/ a few drops of agave syrup
-One hand rolled American Spirit cigarette
-One taco supreme taco from Taco Bell
-One taco supreme taco w/ Dorito shell from Taco Bell
-Two "East Los Mules" (a Moscow Mule variation that replaces vodka w/ tequila)
-Two spliffs w/ AK47 sativa & American Spirit rolling tobacco
-One taco supreme taco from Taco Bell (saved from before, eaten cold)
-One slice of cheese pizza
-One 24oz can of Tecate light
-Two or three sips of Jim Beam whiskey
-Eight "regular" 12oz Tecate beers w/ lime
-One shot Jose Cuervo tequila
-One joint unknown marijuana (shared)
-Two Camel "blue" cigarettes
-One Parliament light cigarette
-One Marlboro "red" cigarette

Tuesday 03/17
-One "Diablo Chicken" sandwich from 7-11*
-Bento box lunch special: two Salmon rolls, two tuna rolls, vegetable tempura, chicken teriyaki, green salad w/ mango dressing,  white rice
-Three carne asada tacos garnished w/ onion, cilantro, lime, & salsa verde
-Three whole jalapenos
-One 16oz horchata

Wednesday 03/18
-Eggs florentine w/ hash browns
-Two mugs of black diner coffee
-One falafel wrap
-One 16oz cup of coffee w/ small brown sugar cube
-One handful green olives
-One handful unsalted cashews

Thursday 03/19**
-One toasted poppy seed bagel w/ cream cheese
-One ripe banana
-One green banana
-One "Hawaiian" burger (teriyaki chicken w/ pineapple)

Friday 03/20
-One mug of Cafe Du Monde coffee w/ chicory
-One 12oz "special blend" coffee from 7-11
-Vegetable chow mein
-Two ripe bananas
-One spicy vegetable flavor Nissin Cup Noodles

Saturday 03/21
-One 16oz black Stumptown iced coffee
-One falafel wrap
-One pickled radish
-Four peperoncini peppers
-One Sicilian slice of cheese pizza
-Two Granny Smith apples
-Three Tsingtao beers
-One Keebler "snack pack" peanut butter & cheese crackers

* It stands to note that this was a 3:00 a.m. eat, following the prior evening: 03/16

** "B" diet day. I B-grudgingly skipped coffee with this in mind.

"It's all been eaten before."
-Neil Burke