- A story about a timid young boy out of high school who, due to stacking circumstances accidentally dresses too feminine when interviewing for an internship at the local paper and is mistaken for a woman.
- A memoir by a Cyclops whose wife is lost due to a freak accident that occurs on a sightseeing trip in New Zealand. The Cyclops, who has mated for life and is physically charged with blinking in tandem with his spouse (it takes two eyes to blink, get it?), is now slowly going blind due to this handicap. A churlish misanthrope, he shakily accepts the death of his known world.
- A series of paintings vaguely detailing a silent war between mail carriers and cops. The cops are depicted as pigs and the mail carriers have long hair and wear capes.
- A fake diary chronicling a young man's subconscious attraction to his younger sister's pubescent awakening.
- Collect enough fake movie ideas from my twitter (@rentkontroll) to make three small zines, release them separately in small print runs, then eventually combine them in a larger run, adding a forward about ergodic literature to make the whole compendium seem like a way smarter thing than it is.
- Build a cardboard replica of a metroPCS storefront, paint it properly, tag it with graffiti, then find a home for it outside. Photograph it.
- A short zine about the housing project I live in + Disneyland. This concept is based off of a "poem" I wrote in 2006 that compared federal value of the labor it takes to clean a messy public restroom vs the cost of a 20oz plastic bottle of Coca-Cola from a vending machine at a movie theater.
- Dress a ham in baby clothes and put it in a crib. Photograph it.
JUST KIDDING I'LL NEVER GET AROUND TO THIS STUFF
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